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01/03/2011

Laugh A While - Sports
The FIFA World Cup is on, so time to laugh with sports.
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Funny matrimonial ads.
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A few answering machine messages...
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Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country.
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Medical terminology in a lighter form.
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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the woman behind the wheel was knitting! The trooper cranked down his window and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "No," the woman yelled back, "It's a scarf!"
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Classic Puns
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, 'How much for a beer?'
The bartender replies, 'For you, no charge.'
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Crocodile Boots...
A man proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
So he sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally we find him hunting crocodiles. He was killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims '71st and *again* barefeet!'
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Pupil (on phone): My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.
School Secretary: Who is this?
Pupil: This is my father speaking!
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During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice that the turkey was four months past its expiration date. You were worried for nothing."
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Laugh away this weekend with family and friends.
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Sign in a restaurant window just outside Martinsville, VA:
"Don't Stand There And Be Hungry; Come In And Get Fed Up."
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