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For your kind perusal.
Some answers from a candidate who applied to a Medical School
- Needless to say he never made it -
Because these are the answers he gave for medical terms.

Antibody - against everyone
Artery - the study of fine paintings
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
Benign - what you be after you be eight
Caesarian Section - a district in Rome
Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty
Chronic - neck of a crow
Coma - punctuation mark
Cortisone - area around local court
Cyst - short for sister
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana
Dislocation - in this place
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans
Enema - not a friend
False Labor - pretending to work
Genes - blue denim  
Labor Pain - hurt at work
Lactose - people without feet
Lymph - walk unsteadily
Microbes - small dressing gowns
Obesity - City of Obe
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize
Protein - in favor of teens
Pulse - grain
Pus - small cat
Red Blood Count - Dracula
Rupture - Ecstasy
Subcutaneous - not cute enough
Suture - Gujarati for "what do you want"
Tablet - small table
Tumor - extra pair
Ultrasound - radical noise

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