You know you are a desi dad if
kids carry your last name even if it is an unpronounceable Bhatvadekar or
Mokshadayakan and your wife’s as simple as Ram.
- You own a
pair Ray Ban sunglasses, you know the kind that went out of style in 1987.
- You drive a
green/black Toyota Camry.
- You carry a
picture of yourself, ten years younger in your wallet.
your wallet,you have, calling cards of people you have met once, probably will
never meet again.
sit your son down on his 21st Birthday to inform him about the
birds and the bees.
have saved boarding passes from every flight the family has taken to
couple of pointless anecdotes, you carry everywhere unleashing it on
- You have a
phony accent for special occasions.
- You always carry a
couple of Rupee notes.
medicine cabinet has only two items- Dabur amla tel and jet black hair
are an uncle to all the Indian kids in the state.
have a tool kit you have never used.
- You have twenty
cousins in the US whose yearly visits you secretly dread.
have a son who thinks you are boring.
have a daughter who thinks the world of you.
freak out every time your kid brings home an A-.
make your kids speak to your parents in India every weekend.
have a wife who believes she is smarter than you but will never let you in
on the secret.
secretly know that she is!
are the best kind of dad in the world!