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Tom, the Commonwealth Gold Medal runner, was on his way to a bar with some friends.

At the door, the bouncer turned to him and said “Sorry, mate, you can’t come in here – no denim.”

Tom was quite annoyed at this and retorted, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Tom, the gold medal winner in 400m .”

Then it won’t take you long to run home and change, will it?” replied the bouncer.


Finding Her Place

On her way back from the theater sitting, a blonde asked a man at the end of the row, “Pardon me, but did I step on your foot a few minutes ago?”

 Man hoping for an apology said, “Indeed you did.”

 Blonde nodded, and said, “Oh good. Then this is my row.”


An airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm and was soon swaying and bumping around the sky.

One very nervous lady happened to be sitting next to a clergyman and turned to him. “Can’t you do something?” she demanded angrily.

“I’m sorry ma’am,” the reverend said gently, “I’m in sales, not management.”


Mr Angry – Golfing

A very angry golfer was on his way to carding a round of 150. He turned to his caddy and said, 'You must be the worst caddy in the world.’

‘That would be too much of a coincidence, sir’, answered the caddy in a quiet voice.


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