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Jokes: Humor In Uniform


A young lady went into a bank to withdraw some money.
Clerk - "Can you identify yourself?"
Young lady took out the mirror from her bag and looked into it and said: "Yes, it's me all right."

Policeman: The signs all say, Speed limit, 15 miles an hour.
Motorist: But officer, how could I read them when I was going over 50?

A worried passenger - "Do the ship of this size sink often."
Captain of the ship - "No madam, not more than once"

Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies? Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from? Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox m
.ane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

Postal Clerk: Madam, you,ve put too much postage on this letter.
Old Lady: Oh, mercy! I hope it won't go too far.

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