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Jokes - Facts Of Life - Redefined

Compiled by Chitra Parayath

How to tell that he's under her control.

* He wears the pants in the house - under his apron.
* He has two chances of winning an argument with her -  slim and non 
* She leads a double life - hers and his. 

* He comes right out and says what she tells him to think.

* She doesn't have to raise the roof; all she has to do is raise an eyebrow.
* He always has the last word - he says, "I apologize." 

* He's a man about town; she turns him into a mouse around the house.

* The last big decision she let him make was whether to wash or to dry.

* He put a ring on her finger and she put one through his nose

* He was a dude before marriage - now he is subdued.

* He married her for her looks, but not the kind he's getting now.

* She lost her thumb in an accident and sued for $100,000, because it was the thumb she had him under.

* She complains about the noise he makes, when he's fixing his own breakfast.

* He goes to a woman dentist - it's a relief to be told to open his mouth instead of to shut it.
* Every once in a while she comes to him on her bent knees. She dares him to come out from under the bed.

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