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  • Why did the turkey bring a microphone?" "He was ready to roast."
  • "Which side of a turkey has more feathers?" "The outside."
  • "Is that your pop-up timer or are you just happy to see me?"
  • “What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?” “Drumsticks for everyone!”

  • "Why did the turkey stand on stilts?" "Because nobody eat flamingoes for Thanksgiving dinner."
  • "What kind of turkey requires ID?" "Wild Turkey."
  • "What did the turkey say when he met the president?" "Pardon me."
  • "How does a turkey travel?" "By gravy train."
  • "What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?" "Lucky!"
  • "What did the turkey say to his real estate agent?" "Turn-key only."

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