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  1. A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss.
    The boss asks him, “What do you think is your worst quality?”
    The man says “I’m probably too honest.”
    The boss says, “That’s not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality.”
    The man replies, “I don’t care about what you think!”
  2. My memory has gotten so bad it has actually caused me to lose my job. I’m still employed. I just can’t remember where.
  3. Some people say the glass is half full. Some people say the glass is half empty. Engineers say the glass is twice as big as necessary.
  4. I asked the corporate wellness officer, â€œCan you teach me yoga?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
  5. My boss says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.
  6. The reason we “nod off to sleep” is so it looks like we’re just emphatically agreeing with everything when we’re in a boring meeting.
  7. When an employment application asks who is to be notified in case of emergency, I always write, “A very good doctor”.
  8. Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
  9. I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
  10. Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday

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