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How did the barber win the race?
He knew a shortcut. 

Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it’s over your head. 

Why can’t Cinderella play soccer?
Because she’s always running away from the ball. 

Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They’re always stuffed! 

Why was the weightlifter upset?
She worked with dumbbells. 

Why was the broom late for school?
He overswept. 

Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright. 

Let’s eat Grandma!
Let’s eat, Grandma!
Punctuation saves lives. 

When past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It is tense. 

Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had so many problems. 

Be like a proton.
Always stay positive. 

Why didn’t the sun go to college?
It already had a million degrees. 

Why can’t you trust an atom?
They make up everything! 

How do you know Saturn was married more than once?
Because it has a lot of rings. 

What do you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Keep trying until you get a reaction.

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