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Q: What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of bread? 
A: "I saw you yeasterday"

 Q: Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
 A: Things get Toasty!

 Q: Why are bread jokes always funny? 
A: Because they never get mold! 

Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? 
A: Doughnuts!

 Q: What did one slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw some butter and jam on the table? 
A: We're toast! 

Q: What does bread do after it's done baking? 
A: Loaf around. 

 Q: What do the bread say to the chicken? 

Q: Why do bakers give women on special occasions? 
A: Flours 

Q: Why is dough another word for money? 
A: Because everyone kneads it.

 Q: What does flour and yeast need? 
A: A loaf nest. 

Q: Have you seen the romantic comedy about bread? 
A: It's called "Loaf Actually".

 Q: Why did the baker go to jail? 
A: He was caught beating an egg. 

Q: Why did bread break up with margarine? 

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