My wife came home from work yesterday and was raging about her boss. She said to me, “I’m never going to work for that man again!”.
I asked her, “Why, what did he say to you?”
She said, “You’re fired.”
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“If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end… it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.” ~ Doug Larson
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My boss made me go into the office on Labor Day. Halfway through the day, he came in to check up on me and caught me having a beer.
He said to me, “You can’t drink while you’re working.”
I said, “Oh, don’t worry – I’m not working.”
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I said to my son, “Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day?”
He replied, “If people aren’t working, shouldn’t it be called “No-Labor Day?”
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