Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. 'Darling!' he blurted out, 'will you marry me?'
'Of course, I will, you silly boy,' she replied, 'who is it speaking?'

Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.
Will: Pity it's not on her head.

What did one amorous flea say to the other?
I love you aw-flea.

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?
Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

What is the cheapest time to call your friends long distance?
When they're not home!

Who was that on the phone? Oh, just a woman saying it was long distance from China.
But I told her I already knew that!

What are you doing?
I'm trying to call Washington!
Oh, haven't you heard? He's dead!

What does "Minimum" mean ?
A very small mother !

Why did Robin Hood only steal from the rich ?
Because the poor have nothing worth taking !

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