Laugh A While - Beware Of Choices

Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer: "tea please"

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea
or green tea?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white?"

Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?"

Answer: "With milk"

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Answer: "With cow milk please."

Question: "Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: "Um, I'll take it black."

Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar"

Question: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

Answer: "Cane sugar"

Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar ?"

Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water? "

Answer: "Mineral water"

Question: "Flavored or non-flavored?"

Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst" bye.

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and then there is this

A thirsty cowboy walked into a saloon. The bartender asked, "Care for a drink, stranger?"

The stranger asked, "What are my choices?"

And the bartender answered, "Yes or no."