A tourist was being led through the jungles of Brazil.

"Is it true," he asked, "that a crocodile won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?"

"That depends," replied the guide, "on how fast you carry the flashlight."

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A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in South America, when he comes across an ancient Inca temple.

The tourist is entranced by the temple, and asks the guide for details.

To this, the guide states that archaeologists are carrying out excavations, and still finding great treasures.

The tourist then queries how old the temple is.

"This temple is 553 years old", replies the guide.

Impressed at this accurate dating, he inquires as to how he gave this precise figure.

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking in the mountains.

They hiked all day long and then, having gotten tired, unpacked and quickly retired.

Holmes wakes up deep into the night, wakes Watson and says "Watson, do you see the bright stars and do you notice how clear the sky is?

What can you deduce from it?"

Watson yawns and tries to play the game. "Well, this clearly tells us the weather tomorrow is going to be dry and sunny."

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