Tom, the Commonwealth Gold Medal runner, was on his way to a bar with some friends.

At the door, the bouncer turned to him and said “Sorry, mate, you can’t come in here – no denim.”

Tom was quite annoyed at this and retorted, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Tom, the gold medal winner in 400m .”

On her way back from the theater sitting, a blonde asked a man at the end of the row, “Pardon me, but did I step on your foot a few minutes ago?”

Man hoping for an apology said, “Indeed you did.”

Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

One boy throws his bag out the window

Teacher: who just threw that?!

A very angry golfer was on his way to carding a round of 150. He turned to his caddy and said’, You must be the worst caddy in the world.’

An airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm and was soon swaying and bumping around the sky.

One very nervous lady happened to be sitting next to a clergyman and turned to him. “Can’t you do something?” she demanded angrily.

“I’m sorry ma’am,” the reverend said gently, “I’m in sales, not management.”