Man told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It”s already raining.
Man: So what take an umbrella and go.
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One professor asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

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Postman:-  I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Man:- Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted
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Man:  I haven't slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Why?
: Got upper berth.
Friend: Why didn't you exchange?
Man: oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower birth.
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Man was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”.
After much thought he wrote : Yes!

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