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Marrriages Are Made In Heaven - Jokes

Nirmala Garimella
02/10/2003

A couple had been married for 25 years and was celebrating the husband's 60th birthday.

During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each.

The wife said, "We've been so poor all these years, and I've never gotten to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world." The fairy waved her wand and POOF! She had the tickets in her hand.

Next, it was the husband's turn. He paused for a moment, and then said, "Well, I'd like to be married to a woman 30 years younger than me."

The fairy waved her wand and POOF! He was 90.

A boy and a girl expressing their love for each other.
Girl: Do you love me ?
Boy: I love you very much.
Girl: Would you die for me ?
Boy: Mine is an undying love.

After many years of an unhappy marriage, a Desi couple approach a marriage counselor. After the first sitting and listening to the husband and wife airing their grievances, the counselor tells the couple that they need to come for a few sessions at the cost of $100 a session

Wife: What did you say? $100 Dollars. Let's go honey, and drags her husband out of the chair.

Doctor: But, But ..are you not interested in saving your marriage?
Wife: Dont you know, we are desis, we rather save our money than our marriage.

In 1629, the Mogul emperor Shah Jahan's favorite wife, Mumtaz Mahal, died while giving birth to their fourteenth child. Such was his grief that Jahan locked himself away for eight days.. and emerged with white hair!



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