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Laugh A While - Wipe The Winter Blues Away


02/01/2011

Q: What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
A: Snow and Tell.

Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: A puddle

Blizzard: 1. A storm that winterrupts traffic.

Winter: The age of shivery and shovelry.

Headline: Snow Storms May Be Precursor of Winter.

Think about this: If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

It was so cold . . . Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick!

It was so cold . . .the politicians had their hands in their OWN pockets!

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

There's one good thing about snow, it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's.

How is snow white? Pretty good, according to the seven dwarfs.

A sure fire plan for snow removal: spring.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

 



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