Desi Broken English Dialogues

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I talk, he talk; Why do you beech beech talk?

(beech, beech = middle, middle)

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 Open the windows and let the atmosphere come in"!

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 "Why are you naat filupping the blanks ?"

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 Advice to father thinking about whether he should let his daughter continue her studies or get her married :  "Vell, if you wantu study her, then study her. If you wantu marry her, then marry her ."

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 Prof to students hanging around the corridors during exams :  "Do not revolve in the corridors in front of the examinations"

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 "Don't talk like that in front of my back"

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 "Dont stand in front of my back"

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"Louly hair cutting. Hair cutting, current drying. No shock."

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 "Florida paan shop. Prop: Raju . B.A, M.A."

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 "Repeat again please!"

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 "Mistake became wrong!"

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 Did you cut the tickets for the film, yet?

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 Pliss, close the fan!

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 An instructor explaining the working of pendulum:

  "Take an elephant of negligible weight"

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 Heard in kitchen:   No, No I don't need chair i can stand eating

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 It's so hot! Please on the fan no.

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 Instructor: "Take a copper wire of any metal...and pour a liquid solution of

sulphuric acid in a round bottom flask of any shape.. "

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 A gardener scolding three kids : "Both of u three, don't under-stand the

tree"!!