Q: What is the one thing Wall St and the Olympics have in common?
A: Synchronized diving.

Q: I went to buy a toaster and it came with a bank.

Overheard in a City bar: ‘This credit crunch is worse than a divorce. I’ve lost half my net worth and I still have a spouse.’

Q: What’s the capital of Iceland?
About $3.50.

Q: What is the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon?
A: A pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.

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