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03/18/2008

Say the blessing

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn`t know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"

Make up

Jill calls her friend Linda, Linda picks up the phone.
Jill : "Do ya wanna go to the mall with me?"
Linda : "Why?"
Jill : "I need to study cosmetics"
Linda : "Why?"
Jill : "Well, my English teacher says,` I have a make-up exam on Monday

Counting

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
"Yes," he said, "I do. My father taught me."
"Good. What comes after three?"
"Four," answers the boy.
"What comes after six?"
"Seven."
"Very good," says the teacher. "Your dad did a fine job. What comes after ten?"
"A jack."

Patriotism

Mum: "Andy, where are you off to now?"
Rahul:"I`m going to join the army."
Mum: "But, legally you`re only an infant."
Rahul: "That`s all right, I`m going to join the infantry."  



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