Did you ever notice?
When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells: "THEIRS."

Q:  Why is a tax loophole like a good parking spot?
A: As soon as you see one, it's gone.

There are two types of people who complain about paying their income tax.
Men and women.

Q:  What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
A:  Depreciation.

What's the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a financial problem you didn't know you had
in a way you don't understand.

The latest income-tax form has been greatly simplified. It consists of only three parts:
1.  How much did you make last year?
2.  How much do you have left?
3.  Send amount listed in part 2.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

A fool and his money are soon parted.
The rest of us wait until income tax time.