Can you tell me where elephants are found?
We don't have to find elephants, they're so big, and they don't get lost!

What fur do we get from a tiger?
As fur as possible!

I got a 35 in maths and 25 in English, but I knocked them cold in geography
I got zero!

What birds are found in Portugal?
Portu-geese !

Name three famous poles?
North, south and tad!

What do we do with crude oil?
Teach it some manners!

What is an island?
A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
On one side?
Yes, on top!

Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round
Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so!

What shape is the world in?
Rotten!

Why does your geography exam have a big zero over it.
It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead!

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