What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
"I love you with all my art!"

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
He gives it a valenshine! 

What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
"I've got a crutch on you!"

Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank? 
It was a case of guppy love.

What do you call two birds in love? 
Tweethearts!

What do you call a very small valentine? 
A valentiny!

What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend? 
"Be my valenstein!"

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending? 
Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration? 
Because you can really party hearty!

What did one oar say to the other? 
"Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"

What happened when the two angels got married? 
They lived harpily ever after!

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine? 
Because you always heart the one you love!

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