Fuuny one liners

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. " - Albert Einstein

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first. - Mark Twain [Samuel Langhorne Clemens]

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. - Groucho Marx

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. - Jane Wagner

There are three kinds of lies; lies, damned lies and statistics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a mistake when you make it again. - F. P. Jones

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