Q: Why do mummies like Christmas presents?
A: Because they're wrapped!

 What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
A: Deviled eggs!

 When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
A: In the dictionary!

 Where does the Easter bunny get his breakfast?
A: IHOP!

 Who delivers presents to dogs on Christmas Eve?
A: Santa Paws!

 What is Santa's favorite snack?
A: Ho Hos!

 Why do cats love Christmas?
A: Because they get to meet Santa Claws!

 What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes!

Where did Santa Claus go on vacation?
A: To a ho, ho, hotel!

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