Where did the music teacher leave her keys? In the piano!

Why was the math book sad? It had a lot of problems.

What did the paper say to the pencil? Write on.

Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Where do pencils come from? Pennsylvania.

What do kids do during recess on rainy days? Play bored games.

Why don't science teachers trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

How did the student feel when he learned about electricity? Totally shocked.

Why did the bikes get detention at school? They spoke too much.

Why didn't anyone want to eat next to the basketball team? Because they dribble too much.

What did the student say to the teacher after he missed the first day of school? No, ma'am. I didn't miss it at all.

What school supply is king of the classroom? The ruler.