01/28/2026
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? It smells like carrots over here!What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!Why didn't the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.Did you hear about the pirate who became a great chef? He mastered the seven sea-sonings.What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me.Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.What's an egg's favorite vacation spot? New Yolk City.What kind of candy do astronauts like? Mars bars.Did you hear about the spatula's hot new flame? It met the grill of its dreams.What did one cupcake say to the other? You ain't see muffin yet. Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a-salted. What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened? Close the door, I'm dressing. A cheese factory exploded in France. Da brie was everywhere.What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear.
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