Why are obtuse angles so depressed?
Because they’re never right.

What’s the best way to woo a math teacher?
Use acute angle.

How do you stay warm in any room?
Sit in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees.

 Why should the number 288 never be mentioned? It’s two gross.

Why was the math book sad? Because it had so many problems.

Why was six scared of seven? Because seven “ate” nine.

 Did you hear the rumor about the butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it!

 I’m really good at sleeping. I can do it with my eyes closed.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta

Why can’t a bicycle stand on it’s own? It is two tired.

 What is the opposite of a croissant? A happy uncle.