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10/09/2025

  • Doctor: “There’s good news and bad news. The bad news is, you have partial short-term memory loss.”
    Patient: “Oh no, Doctor. What’s the bad news?”
  • Patient: “Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
    Doctor: “Next time, take off the candles.”
  • Patient: “Doctor, I think I need glasses.”
    Teller: “You certainly do! This is a bank.”
  • Patient: “Doctor, I broke my arm in two places.”
    Doctor: “Stop going to those places.”
  • Patient: “Doctor, doctor, I feel like a dog.”
    Doctor: “How long have you felt like this?”
    Patient: “Since I was a puppy.”
  • Patient: “Doctor, are the test results ready yet? I’m dying of curiosity!”
    Doctor: “Actually, not only from curiosity.
  • Doctor: “You’re as healthy as a horse!”
    Patient: “That’s great.”
    Doctor: “A horse with kidney stones
  • Patient: “Doctor, I have a ringing in my ear.”
    Doctor: “Then whatever you do, don’t answer it.”
  • Patient: “Doctor, everyone hates me.”
    Doctor: “Don’t be ridiculous. Not everyone has met you.”

Source" Readers Digest



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