What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about cooking? A Few Good Menus.

What did Bacon say to Tomato? Lettuce get together! 

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day? A hug and a quiche! 

Why shouldn't you hire a midget chef? The steaks are too high. 

What is the chef's favorite thing to do? Cut the cheese.

What are chefs always trying the win? The Hunger Games. 

What did the host of Top Chef say to the contestants? Lettuce begin. 

What do you call a Disney movie about a chef? James and the Giant Quiche. 

Why did the chef have to stop cooking? He ran out of Thyme. 

Why did the chef quit? They cut his celery. 

What music do chefs play in the kitchen? Wok N Roll.