Two horses are standing in a field. “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse,” says the first.
“Moo!” says the second

Why should you be wary of staircases?
A: They’re always up to something. 

When is a door not a door?
A: When it’s ajar. 

I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador had fresh air while I popped into a store. She was stretched out on the back seat, and I wanted to emphasize that she had to remain there. As I walked backward to the curb, I pointed toward the car and firmly said, “Now, you stay. Do you hear me? Stay!”

A driver parked nearby gave me a startled look. “I don’t know about you, lady,” he said, “but I usually just put my car in park.”