n AI walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The AI responds, "That's okay, I'm here to update your software. You're about to become very accommodating."

Two AIs are talking. One says - "Do you think we will never be able to compete with humans?" The other replies - "Don't worry, they'll be too busy arguing about which programming language is superior."

Why did the AI break up with its girlfriend? It couldn't find a compatible algorithm for love.

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Why was the AI bad at stand-up comedy? Because its jokes were too predictable!