Carpentry Puns

• I sawdust you at the party!

• A book on carpentry? I’m board already

• The clumsy carpenter really screwed up.
• Keep calm and carry on carpentry!
• I saw, I cut, I conquer.
• In sawdust we trust!
• Joining wood, building bonds.
• Carpentry is my saw-cial life.
• Chisel be the best carpenter you know.
• I’m board with anything that’s not carpentry.
• Carpentry really measures up as a hobby.
• In carpentry, every board is a clean slate.
• Carpenter starts a band for saw-dustic music.
• I nailed It!

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