What falls, but never needs a bandage? The rainWhat goes up when the rain comes down? Umbrellas!What type of a bow can't be tied or untied? A rainbow.
I tried to catch the fog, but I mist.
What did the dirt say to the rain? If you keep this up, my name will be mud!
What do bees wear in the rain? Their yellow jackets.
How does the sun listen to its favorite music? On the ray-dio.
Been washing my trampoline. Seemed time to do some spring cleaning.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
What do clouds wear during spring rain showers? Thunderwear.
What animal runs the fastest during spring storms? Cheetahs, because they move at lightning speeds.
How can you tell the weather's warming up? There's a spring in people's step.
What do you call it when it rains turkeys and chickens? Fowl weather.
How can you make the sky prettier? With a rainbow.
How did the cake get wet? It got sprinkled.
What is a king's favorite kind of weather? Reign-y!
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