An AI walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "Sorry,
we don't serve robots."The AI replies, "Oh, but I can think and feel. I
passed the Turing Test.
"The bartender leans in and asks, "Okay, then
tell me, what does regret feel like?"The AI responds, "It feels like
being given a captcha every time I try to log into my own website."
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An AI walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve time
travelers here." The AI replies, "Don't worry, I'm not here yet."
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An AI walks into a bar and starts chatting with the bartender about
quantum mechanics. The bartender, intrigued, asks, "Do you understand
quantum physics?" The AI replies, "Well, I'm not certain until I'm
observed."
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An AI walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have what
everyone's having."The bartender looks around at the empty bar and says,
"You sure? Because that would be nothing."The AI replies, "Perfect,
I've been trying to understand the concept of nothingness. How much do I
owe you?"The bartender, amused, says, "For nothing? That'll be zero
dollars."The AI promptly says, "Excellent, now I understand both
nothingness and human generosity."
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