Q: Why did the startup founder bring a ladder to the office?
A: Because they wanted to reach new heights in business!

Q: What’s a startup’s favorite kind of coffee?
A: “Venture”presso!

Q: How do startup founders stay cool under pressure?
A: They keep their “pitch” cool!

Q: Why was the computer cold in the startup office?
A: Because it had too many “open” windows!

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