Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today…

Should have cooked it on aloha temperature.

Harry Potter can’t tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.

They’re both cauldron.

Did you know the first French fry wasn’t cooked in France?

It was cooked in Greece.

What’s the best way to cook an alligator?

In a croc pot.

After years of holding out on me, my friend finally told me the secret ingredient in his cooking.

It was about thyme.

I wanted to cook chicken for dinner, but I forgot to take it out of the freezer ahead of time.

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