What did the biologist wear to impress his date?
Designer genes

What did the stamen say to the pistil?
I like your style!

What type of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?
Na

What do you call an accountant for the biology department?
A buy-ologist.

What kind of tree can be placed into your hand?
A palm tree

What do rich clouds do? 
They make it rain!

What did the volcano say to his beautiful wife?
I lava you

What do you call a FISH with no eyes?
A FSH.

Why is it bad to trust atoms?
They make up everything!