What did the Architect name his children?
Frank, Lloyd, and Wright.
Why did the Architect dip his finger in blue ink?
To get a blue print.
Do you want to hear a Architect joke?
Oh sorry I'm still working on it
Why wasn't the architecture professor at school?
Because he sprained her angle!
What did the structural engineer say to the architect?
Nice Buttress
What do you call an architect holding a fishing rod?
An Angler!
What kind of tree does an architect climb?
Geometry
How can an architect make you love your house even more?
By telling you the cost of a new one.
What did the architect say to the circle?
You're pointless.
What did the architect say when the witch doctor removed his curse?
Hexagon
Student: "I'm cold"
Architecture Professor: "Then go to the corner!"
Student: "Why?"
Architecture Professor: "Because it's 90 degrees!"
Architects have great plans.
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