Witty little knitter

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the highway. Looking at the car, he was astounded to see that the elderly woman behind the wheel was knitting.

The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, “Pull over!”

“No!” the woman yelled back, “Cardigan

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I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to findn!” – Reddit.com

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Math teacher: If I have three bottles in one hand and two in the other hand, what do I have?
Student: A drinking problem.

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A mom texts, “Hi! Son, what do IDK, LY and TTYL mean?” He texts back, “I don’t know, love you and talk to you later.” The mom replies, “It’s OK, don’t worry about it. I’ll ask your sister. Love you too