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06/09/2022
Why did the diet coach send her clients to the paint store? She heard you could get thinner there. The only difference in my life when I’m on a diet is instead of saying, “I ate nachos,†I say, “I accidentally ate nachos.â€Q. What do you call someone who can't stick with a diet? A. A desserter. Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. Fine, it was pizza. I ate a pizza. I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and all I could think was, "I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me." I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have any more food. I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment.
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