A photon
checks into a hotel when the bellhop asks, ‘Would you like help with your
luggage?’ The photon replies, “I don’t have any. I always travel light.â€
“Sir Isaac
Newton was sitting under a tree one fine day, trying to figure out how gravity
works. And then it hit him.â€
“You must
have a charge because I am finding myself feeling very attracted to you.â€
“A neutron
walks into a bar and asks, ‘How much for a drink?’ The bartender replies, “For
you, no charge.â€
“What
happens when electrons lose their energy? They get Bohr’ed.â€
“Why can’t
you trust an atom? They make up everything.â€
“I’m hung like a Foucault pendulum.â€
“I really
have to force myself to get through this book on friction.â€
“You are
like an electron, and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.â€
“I was
sacked from my job as an electrician at the prison service for refusing to
repair an electric chair. I told them it was a death trap.â€
This
electrician arrives home at 3 am. His wife asks him, “Wire you, insulate?†He
replies, “Watt’s it to you? I’m Ohm, aren’t I?â€
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