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05/12/2022

A photon checks into a hotel when the bellhop asks, ‘Would you like help with your luggage?’ The photon replies, “I don’t have any. I always travel light.”

“Sir Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree one fine day, trying to figure out how gravity works. And then it hit him.”

“You must have a charge because I am finding myself feeling very attracted to you.”

“A neutron walks into a bar and asks, ‘How much for a drink?’ The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”

“What happens when electrons lose their energy? They get Bohr’ed.”

“Why can’t you trust an atom? They make up everything.”

“I’m hung like a Foucault pendulum.”

“I really have to force myself to get through this book on friction.”

“You are like an electron, and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.”

“I was sacked from my job as an electrician at the prison service for refusing to repair an electric chair. I told them it was a death trap.”

This electrician arrives home at 3 am. His wife asks him, “Wire you, insulate?” He replies, “Watt’s it to you? I’m Ohm, aren’t I?”



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