Q: Why did Van Gogh become a painter?
A: Because he didn't have an ear for music.

Q: Did you hear about the artist who died?
A: Too many strokes.

Q: Where does a cow hang his paintings?
A: In a mooooseum.

Q: Did you here about the attempt robbery at the museum?
A: They had ran out of gas a few blocks away when the police caught them, and they said, "We didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh"

Q: What did the painter say to the wall?
A: One more crack like that and I'll plaster ya.

Q: Did you hear about the artist who paints in jail?
A: He had a brush with the law.

Q: What did Michelangelo say to the ceiling?
 A: I got you covered.

Q: Why did the painter butter his toast with his fingers?
A: To feel its texture.