1. What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Sorry! My fault.

2. What did the biologist wear to impress his date?

Designer genes

3. What did the stamen say to the pistil?

I like your style!

4. What type of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na (tuna)

5. What do you call an accountant for the biology department?

A buy-ologist.


7. What kind of tree can be placed into your hand?

A palm tree

8. What do rich clouds do?

They make it rain!

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