Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had so many problems.

Be like a proton.
Always stay positive.

Why didn’t the sun go to college?
It already had a million degrees.

Why can’t you trust an atom?
They make up everything!

How do you know Saturn was married more than once?
Because it has a lot of rings.

What do you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Keep trying until you get a reaction.

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