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12/23/2021

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave


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The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
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Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A: One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

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"Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“To.”

“To who?”

“Actually, it’s to whom.”
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Q: Why should you never date an apostrophe?

A: They’re too possessive

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Q: What do you call Santa’s little helpers?

A: Subordinate clauses
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Q: Which dinosaur knows the most words?

A: A Thesaurus

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Q: Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?

A: Pencils confused him — 2B or not 2B?
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Q: How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end.

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When I was a kid, my teacher looked my way and said, “Name two pronouns.”

I said, “Who, me?”



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