Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
He had no body to dance with

What is a mummies favorite type of music?
Wrap

What's a monster's favorite bean?
A Human Bean

What do ghost say when something is really neat?
Ghoul

Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
he didn't have a haunting license

What did the witch say at the Department of Motor Vehicles?

As a matter of fact, I can drive a stick.

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Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the others side.

14.
Why was the ghost arrested?

Possession.

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