Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?”
The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”
“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says. “He isn’t null-terminated.”

Why is it that programs always confuse Halloween with Christmas?
A: Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC.

An SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks “may I join you?”

If it weren’t for C, we’d all be programming in BASI and OBOL.