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Went to a railway fancy dress party. Everyone was wearing platforms.

Ticket inspectors. You’ve got to hand it to them…

I know someone who tried to runway after camouflaging a railway. He tried to cover his tracks.

Some local engineers took a train for a service, but the vicar said it was blocking the aisle.

A train track and a motorway walk into a bar. The train track says “a pint for me, please, and one for the road”.


I know an elephant who refused to travel by train because he didn’t want to leave his trunk in the baggage car.

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